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Hey! My name's Ace, I have no clue what I'm doing. The username is a chess joke that’s too dumb to explain but I’m not changing it now.

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katy-l-wood:

memewhore:

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This one really does just gain momentum with every new word, huh?

a-book-of-creatures:

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Great-tailed Grackle (♀)
- inaturalist user zizzerus

The grackle put up that sign and by god she will enforce it

intermundia:

here’s a set of very important excerpts from about four pages of the fight on utapau between obi-wan and grievous, wherein obi-wan is in fine form, with just so much peak obi-wan behavior:

"Kenobi. Don't tell me, let me guess: this is the part where you give me the chance to surrender." "It can be," Obi-Wan allowed equably. "Or, if you like, it can be the part where I dismantle your exoskeleton and ship you back to Coruscant in a cargo hopper." "I'll take option three." Grievous lifted his hand, and the bodyguards moved to box Obi-Wan between them. "That's the one where I watch you die." Another gesture, and the droids in the ceiling hive came to life.ALT

“dismantle your exoskeleton” really, obi-wan?? threatening him with both death and the desecration of his corpse?

Through it all, Obi-Wan never moved. "I'm sorry, was I not clear?" he said. "There is no option three." Grievous shook his head. "Do you never tire of this pathetic banter?" "I rarely tire at all," Obi-Wan said mildly, "and I have no better way to pass the time while I wait for you to either decide to surrender, or choose to die." "That choice was made long before I ever met you." Grievous turned away. "Kill him."ALT

“mildly” 😳

Letting go of intention, letting go of desire, letting go of life, Obi-Wan fixed his entire attention on a thread of the Force that pulled him toward Grievous: not where Grievous was, but where Grievous would be when Obi-Wan got there . Leaping girder to girder, slashing cables on which to swing through swarms of ricocheting particle beams, blade flickering so fast it became a deflector shield that splattered blaster bolts in all directions, his presence alone became a weapon:ALT

his presence alone became a weapon

random holes in droids and walls alike, until Obi-Wan deactivated it with a precise thrust that burned a thumb-sized hole through its thoracic braincase. "General," Obi-Wan said with blandly polite smile as though unexpectedly greeting, on the street, someone he privately dis-liked. "My offer is still open."ALT

acting so fuckin casually like this with the most feared murderous villain is just so…………..

Grievous turned back to Obi-Wan. He lowered his head like an angry bantha, yellow glare fixed on the Jedi Master. "To the death, then." Obi-Wan sighed. "If you insist."ALT

he sighed

"Come on, then, Kenobi! Come for me!» he said. "I have been trained in your Jedi arts by Lord Tyranus himself!" "Do you mean Count Dooku? What a curious coincidence,' Obi-Wan said with a deceptively pleasant smile. "I trained the man who killed him."ALT

“i trained the man who killed him” 🥵

i just…. the amount of dick energy radiating from obi-wan in this scene is unreal, like stover wrote him to be so fucking cool, he didn’t have to make him this fucking sexy, he could’ve been much less charming, and yet.. he’s like this!!!! he’s so dangerous and yet deceptively pleasant and polite the whole time. the honestly vaguely homoerotic appreciation and admiration in this book for ✨obi-wan✨ is a large part of what makes it so incredible lol

crystal-mouse:

marlinspirkhall:

frogayyyy:

frogayyyy:

extra special Amok Time Day this year because it’s been 56 years…

happy 9th pon farr spock!

a septennial amok time anniversary occurring on a friday

this hasn’t happened since 1995 and won’t happen again until 2051!

twakiju2 says Shabbat Shalom and Shanah Tovah to them too!😂ALT

its what leonard nimoy would’ve wanted 😌🖖

beatrice-otter:

thebibliosphere:

Not gonna draw attention to the post because I suspect the person might blow a gasket, but it’s always so funny to me when you see someone picking apart fanart, in this case, a popular fan Ot3 pairing, and they’re like, “y'all have brainrot, this’ll never be canon, you realize that?”

And maybe I’m just ancient, but since when has fandom ever been about validating canon? Canon is incidental to fandom output. It is, at best, a guideline. You can stick to it, or you can go so far off the beaten path that you fall off the edge of the world and wind up in a new one where the map has words like “here be dragons” stamped in the upper corner.

Fandom is about exploration beyond the canon. It can look like canon, talk like canon, and sometimes even emulate it so perfectly you’d swear you’ve found the author’s secret account, but it doesn’t have to.

Ultimately, however, it’s about having fun. And if you can’t understand that, I have no idea what you’re doing here.

#yeah it’s not about becoming canon#it’s actually directly the opposite#it’s about going where canon won’t#not just hasn’t but won’t#writing the stories drawing the images recording the sounds#talking about the what ifs and could have beens#with the understanding that they aren’t and won’t be

–tags via squidgepdx

glitterinlowgravity:

sorry to reblog a post from like 2015, random tumblr user, but your reblog is the last one without that annoying fucking comment

ammonitetestpatterns:
“anonymous pennsylvania dutch fraktur drawing, 1799; watercolor and ink on laid paper.
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ammonitetestpatterns:

anonymous pennsylvania dutch fraktur drawing, 1799; watercolor and ink on laid paper.

wackd:

neonthebright:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

the-mighty-upside-down-pyramid:

I will continue to call The Creature “Frankenstein” and no force in Heaven or Earth will impede that.

I also laughed at him totally deliberately calling attention to the fact Victor isn’t a real doctor because he dropped out of college and built a guy out of corpses

He punched the lycanthropy right out of wolfman

did he just throw ygor out a window